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One of the greatest mysteries for liberal elitists who live on the socialist coasts is to understand why millions of Americans in the flyover states, who profess moral superiority, are able to support a man whose self-acknowledge hobby is “pussy-grabbing.” How is it possible that these people who tout their Christian values at every opportunity can worship a man whose whole life has been an attempt to top Caligula? As a liberal elitist who actually lived in a f

Most people are probably familiar with Aesop’s oft-repeated fable of “The Boy Who Cried Wolf’. For those who have not read it, the condensed version is that a young shepherd tending his flock outside of town gets bored. To create some excitement, he stars crying ‘Wolf” so that the townspeople will come running which they do. Eventually, when a real wolf shows up, he cries wolf but the townspeople are fed up with his stunts and don’t come to his aid. The moral of this fa

For the past three decades I have been a criminal defense attorney in California. Last month I did a murder trial where my client was clearly guilty. But I wasn’t worried in the slightest. Why was I so confident? The answer was simple. I had hired the best jury lobbyist in town. Sure, she was expensive but I knew it would be money well spent. As soon as I got the jury selected, she went to work. She determined what jurors were likely to be sympathe

When I first began practicing law, I was sitting in a courtroom talking to a semi-retired lawyer about the recent record spike in violent crimes. He looked at me and said, “ I could cure 90% of crime in one day.” Naturally curious, I asked the obvious question for which I was being set up -how? “Simple,” he said, “I would lock up every male between the age of 18 and 40. Voila! No more crime.” Although he was joking - at leas